Back to School – Burr College

The place reeked of high-income earning potential.  This was where Mummy and Daddy sent me to graduate with a M.R.S. degree … More Back to School – Burr College

Getting a Dress Down Inside the FOXhole

“He was on the phone with Clinton one of the times Monica was blowing him.”
Oh. This made him an important person indeed … More Getting a Dress Down Inside the FOXhole

The CONAN Con

I really missed the gravy train here. Especially if it is true about the height of a man and… … More The CONAN Con

Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…

The man at the center of the stories I tell on repeat didn’t know who the f*ck I was … More Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…

The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan

I kept it going. I had no other choice than to embrace the farce or face looking like a bigger lunatic … More The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan

Department of Redundancy Department

Star of both the Watergate hearings and The Hunt for Red October? Jackpot! … More Department of Redundancy Department

Oscar Week 2018: Wag the Dog

It was life imitating art or art imitating life or whatever … More Oscar Week 2018: Wag the Dog

No Pride: Part 1

Eventually promised fancy coffee, I surrendered … More No Pride: Part 1

No Pride Part 3: Callie Keeps Testing Me

The free AIDS test was a surprisingly popular attraction … More No Pride Part 3: Callie Keeps Testing Me