Pork Salad Annie
February 1, 2018
The result looked like a dead baby’s arm instead of just a baby arm … More Pork Salad Annie
Willard Scott, 101 Dalmatians, and the Alaskan Pipeline
February 2, 2018
I remember Matt Lauer doing the local NY news with a head full of hair and a closet devoid of dildos … More Willard Scott, 101 Dalmatians, and the Alaskan Pipeline
I Picked a Hangover For a Bad Day
February 3, 2018
It’s bad juju to steal food from an elf … More I Picked a Hangover For a Bad Day
Back to School – Burr College
February 4, 2018
The place reeked of high-income earning potential. This was where Mummy and Daddy sent me to graduate with a M.R.S. degree … More Back to School – Burr College
Burrr… It’s Cold in Here
February 4, 2018
As not to tarnish my college with stories of my antics, I will refrain from actually naming my alma mater … More Burrr… It’s Cold in Here
Getting a Dress Down Inside the FOXhole
February 5, 2018
“He was on the phone with Clinton one of the times Monica was blowing him.”
Oh. This made him an important person indeed … More Getting a Dress Down Inside the FOXhole
The CONAN Con
February 6, 2018
I really missed the gravy train here. Especially if it is true about the height of a man and… … More The CONAN Con
Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…
February 7, 2018
The man at the center of the stories I tell on repeat didn’t know who the f*ck I was … More Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…
The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
February 12, 2018
I kept it going. I had no other choice than to embrace the farce or face looking like a bigger lunatic … More The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras
February 13, 2018
My roommate was the ultimate conundrum: a conservative Republican with a mad crush on Dan Quayle, who once auditioned at an off-ramp titty bar … More Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras