The Blue Bell Zombie Sorority
November 5, 2018
One said she graduated from “Samford.” I thought, “This girl was smart enough to get into Stanford, but can’t pronounce it?” … More The Blue Bell Zombie Sorority
Tag: experiences
Election Postmortem I: A Politically Incorrect Bedtime Story
November 6, 2018
Two twenty-somethings with frightening tangible chemistry, drunk on politics and booze, of course, we decided to go back to his place… … More Election Postmortem I: A Politically Incorrect Bedtime Story
The One Where I Walked to Blockbuster Naked
November 8, 2018
Tragically, I thought I looked fabulous… … More The One Where I Walked to Blockbuster Naked
Media Driven
November 16, 2018
The communal cordless rang and rang about six hours before most of my roommates and I would have even considered getting out of bed. It was Reporter, and in those couple of minutes between realizing you are hungover and not knowing if you were going to be ok that day, I agreed to a road … More Media Driven
Van Gogh’s Disappointing Holiday Garlic Chicken
December 19, 2018
The whole thing was a letdown. Especially when miniature cats made out of white chocolate are part of the main event… … More Van Gogh’s Disappointing Holiday Garlic Chicken
Strokes and Blows to My Ego
December 28, 2018
Putting a handsome man in a lower pecking order was just fuel to my fire… … More Strokes and Blows to My Ego