Maybe-Brad?

We met when we both laughed over a homeless guy falling down … More Maybe-Brad?

Dignitary Visits

Tourists who visited that day in 1999 have pictures of a Monica Lewinsky look-alike standing in front of a wax statue of Bill Clinton … More Dignitary Visits

Not Church Tongue

With no potluck, no desk sex, and rum running out, Peter and I decided it was time to go … More Not Church Tongue

A Fairytale Ending for MMM & AFR

He pretended they weren’t hooking up, and she pretended that it was a real relationship. Dreams do come true!

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How to Overthink Your Fake-ID Lies

I had to make a split-second decision on what my ID, nay, whole existence in the of-age universe would be.  I could pass as a Latina.  Maybe fake-ID Tracey is spicy like that … More How to Overthink Your Fake-ID Lies

It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!

Go out, wake up hung-over, go to work, and do it all over again … More It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!

Monumental Flub & Love

I’m certainly not the first to notice that it pays a strange homage to Nazi architecture … More Monumental Flub & Love

Slop Bucket List

I left feeling stupid.  Not only because I couldn’t remember what the Magna Carta was … More Slop Bucket List

A Historic Evening

“Hey honey!  Take my picture!  I’m a hungry, homeless person!” … More A Historic Evening