Willard Scott, 101 Dalmatians, and the Alaskan Pipeline
February 2, 2018
I remember Matt Lauer doing the local NY news with a head full of hair and a closet devoid of dildos … More Willard Scott, 101 Dalmatians, and the Alaskan Pipeline
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I Picked a Hangover For a Bad Day
February 3, 2018
It’s bad juju to steal food from an elf … More I Picked a Hangover For a Bad Day
Getting a Dress Down Inside the FOXhole
February 5, 2018
“He was on the phone with Clinton one of the times Monica was blowing him.”
Oh. This made him an important person indeed … More Getting a Dress Down Inside the FOXhole
The CONAN Con
February 6, 2018
I really missed the gravy train here. Especially if it is true about the height of a man and… … More The CONAN Con
Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…
February 7, 2018
The man at the center of the stories I tell on repeat didn’t know who the f*ck I was … More Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…
The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
February 12, 2018
I kept it going. I had no other choice than to embrace the farce or face looking like a bigger lunatic … More The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
Lady Monica
February 26, 2018
I could have been Monica … More Lady Monica
Oscar Week 2018: Wag the Dog
February 28, 2018
It was life imitating art or art imitating life or whatever … More Oscar Week 2018: Wag the Dog
Oscar Week 2018: Monica’s Most Wanted (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)
March 1, 2018
It’s all fun and games at the club until someone dies. In 54 it’s the old woman from The Wedding Singer that pays in meatballs … More Oscar Week 2018: Monica’s Most Wanted (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)
Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 2 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)
March 2, 2018
Wilde starred unknown A-list English hotties engaging in gay sex. Unfortunately, they engage in it with Stephen Fry … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 2 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)