I’m a star-f*cker and if I have the means and the time, I’m going to haul a two-year-old to an overpriced brunch so I can also say I saw the host of “Fear Factor” and Connie Britton’s hair … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 3 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)
Marky Mark showing off his comedic chops after startling everyone at the end of Boogie Nights. Plot points elude me … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 4 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)
We bribed our intern coordinator to show us his Jeopardy tapes … More Daily Double Trouble
Looking back, it was completely hypocritical to submit a paper on detriments to civic virtue with one hand and having a highball in my other … More Bueller? Bueller?
Peter looked like a rounder Colin Firth and dressed, and sometimes smelled, like a river guide (which he was) … More My First Work Husband
Peter and I were never acknowledged or asked to do anything for them, except once … More Thing 1 and Thing 2
Mustached Mortuary Man was a pale mustached fellow who was just hired, the best Peter and I could figure, write condolence letters to the families of constituents who had died … More Mustached Mortuary Man’s Co-Workers
Was he going to tie Peter and me up and do strange mustache Necrophilia things to us? … More Mustached Mortuary Man’s Living Situation
I guess if their dorm was a fraternity, I was their ‘House Ho’. And a generally unwelcome one at that … More Down with Greggy and Dougy and Some of the Other Hitler Youth
That’s how we learned to communicate with Archie; you give him a little sh*t, and he’ll like you a lot more for it … More Taken to Task, Capitol Punishment and Merciful Clemency