This seemed like a day to remember that almost 20 years ago there was a deadly shooting at a different Capitol. … More Remembering a Different Capitol Shooting
Ultimately squawking Bonnie Raitt in a distorted sensual whisper didn’t get him to change his mind … More Boxer Short’s Insufficient Funds
Star of both the Watergate hearings and The Hunt for Red October? Jackpot! … More Department of Redundancy Department
The Brooks Brothers’ b*tch hired me as a stock boy.
And it only took me three days of working there to realize it … More Fleeced