The Blue Bell Zombie Sorority
November 5, 2018
One said she graduated from “Samford.” I thought, “This girl was smart enough to get into Stanford, but can’t pronounce it?” … More The Blue Bell Zombie Sorority
Tag: clinton impeachment
Election Postmortem I: A Politically Incorrect Bedtime Story
November 6, 2018
Two twenty-somethings with frightening tangible chemistry, drunk on politics and booze, of course, we decided to go back to his place… … More Election Postmortem I: A Politically Incorrect Bedtime Story
Election Postmortem II: Ever After
November 7, 2018
He stood behind the podium, immediately singling me out because of the Lewinsky description he probably edited himself, “So I understand you met one of my reporters the other night.” … More Election Postmortem II: Ever After
The One Where I Walked to Blockbuster Naked
November 8, 2018
Tragically, I thought I looked fabulous… … More The One Where I Walked to Blockbuster Naked
No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
November 12, 2018
My gluttony knew no bounds… … More No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
Ivy League
November 13, 2018
Reporter and I casually saw each other the rest of the semester. Despite a teacup set displayed in the corner of his bedroom, I was taken with him. (Regardless of where it was from [Reporter clears throat and shoots cuffs for WASPy emphasis “the New York Athletic Club…”] it was a strange decorating choice.) Whenever … More Ivy League
Tapping That: Alumni Fundraising
November 15, 2018
It was the first, but sadly not last, time a Burr President looked over my head at an alumni event to see who was more important to talk to… … More Tapping That: Alumni Fundraising
Media Driven
November 16, 2018
The communal cordless rang and rang about six hours before most of my roommates and I would have even considered getting out of bed. It was Reporter, and in those couple of minutes between realizing you are hungover and not knowing if you were going to be ok that day, I agreed to a road … More Media Driven
The Man From Oz: DuPont Family Confidant and Lady Monica’s Landlord
November 19, 2018
“Yeah love, Monica was hiding at my house in Cape Cod four days after the impeachment,” says Australian artisan olive oil peddler who is either a pathological liar or delusional psycho… … More The Man From Oz: DuPont Family Confidant and Lady Monica’s Landlord
Strokes and Blows to My Ego
December 28, 2018
Putting a handsome man in a lower pecking order was just fuel to my fire… … More Strokes and Blows to My Ego