Taking The Menstrual-Mobile to See The Golden Girls
July 19, 2018
The Menstrual-Mobile was still preferable to freezing to death… … More Taking The Menstrual-Mobile to See The Golden Girls
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No Country for Shiksas
July 20, 2018
When a pre-recorded message interrupts your R.E.M. cycle; it’s hard to forgive and forget… … More No Country for Shiksas
Schmearbarrassment
July 27, 2018
“Bagels and Lox! Bagels and Lox! The most expensive thing on the breakfast menu!?!” … More Schmearbarrassment
Making Connections: Pimping Campaign Propaganda While Making New Friends
August 13, 2018
Was the simplest explanation that a crowd of non-English speaking men, dressed for day labor, tracked down the elderly Republican statesman to express interest in helping his campaign? Or… … More Making Connections: Pimping Campaign Propaganda While Making New Friends
All Chalked Up
August 15, 2018
I was born in 1978. All that was needed to turn that “8” into a “0” was a tiny mark of white chalk… … More All Chalked Up
New York State Dinner
August 16, 2018
Even recently renovated, it looked like somewhere you would find Uncle Junior eating dinner at four in the afternoon… … More New York State Dinner
The POW’s POV
August 27, 2018
As if we needed another reminder of the Maverick’s unparalleled character in a senate full of unparalleled characters… … More The POW’s POV
The Grand Old Party’s Honky-Tonk Hideout
August 27, 2018
I pinched my mother’s back, so she knew to be cool… … More The Grand Old Party’s Honky-Tonk Hideout
Disco Elephant is Dead
November 2, 2018
“I’ll take ‘People Who Went Crazy’ for 200 Alex.”
“This person quit his position as intern coordinator shortly after two interns ruined his life.” … More Disco Elephant is Dead
An Idiot Sandwich Joins The Cause
November 4, 2018
I suspect most of the women who worked there felt bad about abandoning the “Good Wife Guide” and not having a hot toddy or a Harvey Wallbanger ready as their husbands came home. Anything for the cause though… … More An Idiot Sandwich Joins The Cause