The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
February 12, 2018
I kept it going. I had no other choice than to embrace the farce or face looking like a bigger lunatic … More The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
Tag: Congress
Department of Redundancy Department
February 21, 2018
Star of both the Watergate hearings and The Hunt for Red October? Jackpot! … More Department of Redundancy Department
Lady Monica
February 26, 2018
I could have been Monica … More Lady Monica
Oscar Week 2018: Wag the Dog
February 28, 2018
It was life imitating art or art imitating life or whatever … More Oscar Week 2018: Wag the Dog
Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo
March 12, 2018
I was young and didn’t understand that you don’t sh*t where you eat … More Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo
Honoring our Forefathers the Only Way We Knew How: Stars and Stripes Margaritas
March 13, 2018
Yes, public urination is a crime, but so was destroying 92,000 pounds of British tea … More Honoring our Forefathers the Only Way We Knew How: Stars and Stripes Margaritas
Daily Double Trouble
March 19, 2018
We bribed our intern coordinator to show us his Jeopardy tapes … More Daily Double Trouble
La La La La La America
March 23, 2018
“When in your life are you ever going to get to have sex on a Congressman’s desk again?” … More La La La La La America
Bueller? Bueller?
March 26, 2018
Looking back, it was completely hypocritical to submit a paper on detriments to civic virtue with one hand and having a highball in my other … More Bueller? Bueller?
My First Work Husband
March 27, 2018
Peter looked like a rounder Colin Firth and dressed, and sometimes smelled, like a river guide (which he was) … More My First Work Husband