Misery Loves Company and Day Drinking
January 29, 2018
I feared no one more in my life … More Misery Loves Company and Day Drinking
Tag: Congress
Hard-Core Christians Are Raping Your Freedom (but not Her!)
January 30, 2018
Larry Flynt mails free, unsolicited issues of Hustler to the office of each member of Congress. He’s been doing this for over thirty years … More Hard-Core Christians Are Raping Your Freedom (but not Her!)
Political Parties, or: The Amount of Underage Drinking I Did in the Halls of Congress is Shocking
January 30, 2018
He let us keep our finger food as he threw our badge-wearing intern asses to the curb … More Political Parties, or: The Amount of Underage Drinking I Did in the Halls of Congress is Shocking
Pork Salad Annie
February 1, 2018
The result looked like a dead baby’s arm instead of just a baby arm … More Pork Salad Annie
Willard Scott, 101 Dalmatians, and the Alaskan Pipeline
February 2, 2018
I remember Matt Lauer doing the local NY news with a head full of hair and a closet devoid of dildos … More Willard Scott, 101 Dalmatians, and the Alaskan Pipeline
I Picked a Hangover For a Bad Day
February 3, 2018
It’s bad juju to steal food from an elf … More I Picked a Hangover For a Bad Day
Back to School – Burr College
February 4, 2018
The place reeked of high-income earning potential. This was where Mummy and Daddy sent me to graduate with a M.R.S. degree … More Back to School – Burr College
Getting a Dress Down Inside the FOXhole
February 5, 2018
“He was on the phone with Clinton one of the times Monica was blowing him.”
Oh. This made him an important person indeed … More Getting a Dress Down Inside the FOXhole
The CONAN Con
February 6, 2018
I really missed the gravy train here. Especially if it is true about the height of a man and… … More The CONAN Con
Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…
February 7, 2018
The man at the center of the stories I tell on repeat didn’t know who the f*ck I was … More Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…