Lesson Learned: You Piss Everyone Off by Inviting the Class A-hole
I took the abuse and bought the first round … More Lesson Learned: You Piss Everyone Off by Inviting the Class A-hole
I took the abuse and bought the first round … More Lesson Learned: You Piss Everyone Off by Inviting the Class A-hole
By this time I had been drinking heavily to numb the pain of being excluded and excused myself to go to the restroom … More Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
When it comes to my father, I didn’t fall far from the tree
… More Ronrico Suave
This seemed like a day to remember that almost 20 years ago there was a deadly shooting at a different Capitol. … More Remembering a Different Capitol Shooting
Poor Archie had been burned by every intern he handed a parking pass. … More Unpermitted
No more cheese and fruit plates. No more crappy wine and beer. No more cocktail napkins with little flags or official seals on them… … More Leaving the Party
Peter has another “great idea”… … More Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’98
The Menstrual-Mobile was still preferable to freezing to death… … More Taking The Menstrual-Mobile to See The Golden Girls
When a pre-recorded message interrupts your R.E.M. cycle; it’s hard to forgive and forget… … More No Country for Shiksas
“Bagels and Lox! Bagels and Lox! The most expensive thing on the breakfast menu!?!” … More Schmearbarrassment