It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!

Go out, wake up hung-over, go to work, and do it all over again … More It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!

Monumental Flub & Love

I’m certainly not the first to notice that it pays a strange homage to Nazi architecture … More Monumental Flub & Love

Slop Bucket List

I left feeling stupid.  Not only because I couldn’t remember what the Magna Carta was … More Slop Bucket List

A Historic Evening

“Hey honey!  Take my picture!  I’m a hungry, homeless person!” … More A Historic Evening

Lesson Learned: You Piss Everyone Off by Inviting the Class A-hole

I took the abuse and bought the first round … More Lesson Learned: You Piss Everyone Off by Inviting the Class A-hole

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

By this time I had been drinking heavily to numb the pain of being excluded and excused myself to go to the restroom … More Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

Putty In My Hands

He invited me to see his 80s CD collection, we threw on some tunes from St. Elmo’s Fire, and well … More Putty In My Hands

Bitten & Burned by Love

Until chin burn, I thought hickeys were the only Scarlet Letter that signaled what you were up to the night before … More Bitten & Burned by Love