The First Ronrico Sting Operation
June 28, 2018
This was not the first time a parent tried to “teach” me the effects of drinking
Tag: life lessons
Unpermitted
July 13, 2018
Poor Archie had been burned by every intern he handed a parking pass. … More Unpermitted
No Country for Shiksas
July 20, 2018
When a pre-recorded message interrupts your R.E.M. cycle; it’s hard to forgive and forget… … More No Country for Shiksas
Schmearbarrassment
July 27, 2018
“Bagels and Lox! Bagels and Lox! The most expensive thing on the breakfast menu!?!” … More Schmearbarrassment
All Chalked Up
August 15, 2018
I was born in 1978. All that was needed to turn that “8” into a “0” was a tiny mark of white chalk… … More All Chalked Up
The Grand Old Party’s Honky-Tonk Hideout
August 27, 2018
I pinched my mother’s back, so she knew to be cool… … More The Grand Old Party’s Honky-Tonk Hideout
Disco Elephant is Dead
November 2, 2018
“I’ll take ‘People Who Went Crazy’ for 200 Alex.”
“This person quit his position as intern coordinator shortly after two interns ruined his life.” … More Disco Elephant is Dead
The Blue Bell Zombie Sorority
November 5, 2018
One said she graduated from “Samford.” I thought, “This girl was smart enough to get into Stanford, but can’t pronounce it?” … More The Blue Bell Zombie Sorority
Election Postmortem I: A Politically Incorrect Bedtime Story
November 6, 2018
Two twenty-somethings with frightening tangible chemistry, drunk on politics and booze, of course, we decided to go back to his place… … More Election Postmortem I: A Politically Incorrect Bedtime Story
Media Driven
November 16, 2018
The communal cordless rang and rang about six hours before most of my roommates and I would have even considered getting out of bed. It was Reporter, and in those couple of minutes between realizing you are hungover and not knowing if you were going to be ok that day, I agreed to a road … More Media Driven