A Fairytale Ending for MMM & AFR
April 29, 2018
He pretended they weren’t hooking up, and she pretended that it was a real relationship. Dreams do come true!
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How to Overthink Your Fake-ID Lies
May 1, 2018
I had to make a split-second decision on what my ID, nay, whole existence in the of-age universe would be. I could pass as a Latina. Maybe fake-ID Tracey is spicy like that … More How to Overthink Your Fake-ID Lies
Little Caesar
May 2, 2018
Pizza Pizza … More Little Caesar
It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!
May 8, 2018
Go out, wake up hung-over, go to work, and do it all over again … More It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!
Monumental Flub & Love
May 9, 2018
I’m certainly not the first to notice that it pays a strange homage to Nazi architecture … More Monumental Flub & Love
Slop Bucket List
May 10, 2018
I left feeling stupid. Not only because I couldn’t remember what the Magna Carta was … More Slop Bucket List
A Historic Evening
May 11, 2018
“Hey honey! Take my picture! I’m a hungry, homeless person!” … More A Historic Evening
A Crime Against Good Etiquette
May 14, 2018
It’s because, at its core, T&C’s lifestyle magazine is nothing but a beautiful middle finger to the 99% … More A Crime Against Good Etiquette
Lesson Learned: You Piss Everyone Off by Inviting the Class A-hole
May 19, 2018
I took the abuse and bought the first round … More Lesson Learned: You Piss Everyone Off by Inviting the Class A-hole
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
May 20, 2018
By this time I had been drinking heavily to numb the pain of being excluded and excused myself to go to the restroom … More Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?