He let us keep our finger food as he threw our badge-wearing intern asses to the curb … More Political Parties, or: The Amount of Underage Drinking I Did in the Halls of Congress is Shocking
It’s bad juju to steal food from an elf … More I Picked a Hangover For a Bad Day
I kept it going. I had no other choice than to embrace the farce or face looking like a bigger lunatic … More The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
My roommate was the ultimate conundrum: a conservative Republican with a mad crush on Dan Quayle, who once auditioned at an off-ramp titty bar … More Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras
Here I was first inspired to wear adult diapers to avoid the long lines … More The 1998 Great Guinness Toast
“When in your life are you ever going to get to have sex on a Congressman’s desk again?” … More La La La La La America
We went, we drank, no big whoop. … More Leg Up: Part 2
We met when we both laughed over a homeless guy falling down … More Maybe-Brad?
With no potluck, no desk sex, and rum running out, Peter and I decided it was time to go … More Not Church Tongue
He pretended they weren’t hooking up, and she pretended that it was a real relationship. Dreams do come true!