I had to make a split-second decision on what my ID, nay, whole existence in the of-age universe would be. I could pass as a Latina. Maybe fake-ID Tracey is spicy like that … More How to Overthink Your Fake-ID Lies
Pizza Pizza … More Little Caesar
Go out, wake up hung-over, go to work, and do it all over again … More It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!
I left feeling stupid. Not only because I couldn’t remember what the Magna Carta was … More Slop Bucket List
I took the abuse and bought the first round … More Lesson Learned: You Piss Everyone Off by Inviting the Class A-hole
By this time I had been drinking heavily to numb the pain of being excluded and excused myself to go to the restroom … More Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
He invited me to see his 80s CD collection, we threw on some tunes from St. Elmo’s Fire, and well … More Putty In My Hands
Until chin burn, I thought hickeys were the only Scarlet Letter that signaled what you were up to the night before … More Bitten & Burned by Love
My Dad was daring me to drink
… More Ronrico’s Alcohol Sting Backfires
Lesson learned – go to the bathroom before leaving the bar
… More Penalties Stemming from the Ronrico Act