Back to School – Burr College
February 4, 2018
The place reeked of high-income earning potential. This was where Mummy and Daddy sent me to graduate with a M.R.S. degree … More Back to School – Burr College
Category: College
Burrr… It’s Cold in Here
February 4, 2018
As not to tarnish my college with stories of my antics, I will refrain from actually naming my alma mater … More Burrr… It’s Cold in Here
Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…
February 7, 2018
The man at the center of the stories I tell on repeat didn’t know who the f*ck I was … More Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…
The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
February 12, 2018
I kept it going. I had no other choice than to embrace the farce or face looking like a bigger lunatic … More The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras
February 13, 2018
My roommate was the ultimate conundrum: a conservative Republican with a mad crush on Dan Quayle, who once auditioned at an off-ramp titty bar … More Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras
Fleeced
February 20, 2018
The Brooks Brothers’ b*tch hired me as a stock boy.
And it only took me three days of working there to realize it … More Fleeced
Department of Redundancy Department
February 21, 2018
Star of both the Watergate hearings and The Hunt for Red October? Jackpot! … More Department of Redundancy Department
The Villainous Sperm Donor’s Book Recommendation
February 22, 2018
It didn’t matter that I was taking book recommendations from a fictional movie character … More The Villainous Sperm Donor’s Book Recommendation
Lady Monica
February 26, 2018
I could have been Monica … More Lady Monica
The 1998 Great Guinness Toast
February 27, 2018
Here I was first inspired to wear adult diapers to avoid the long lines … More The 1998 Great Guinness Toast