I guess if their dorm was a fraternity, I was their ‘House Ho’. And a generally unwelcome one at that … More Down with Greggy and Dougy and Some of the Other Hitler Youth
That’s how we learned to communicate with Archie; you give him a little sh*t, and he’ll like you a lot more for it … More Taken to Task, Capitol Punishment and Merciful Clemency
We went, we drank, no big whoop. … More Leg Up: Part 2
Tourists who visited that day in 1999 have pictures of a Monica Lewinsky look-alike standing in front of a wax statue of Bill Clinton … More Dignitary Visits
Go out, wake up hung-over, go to work, and do it all over again … More It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!
“Hey honey! Take my picture! I’m a hungry, homeless person!” … More A Historic Evening
Until chin burn, I thought hickeys were the only Scarlet Letter that signaled what you were up to the night before … More Bitten & Burned by Love
My Dad was daring me to drink
… More Ronrico’s Alcohol Sting Backfires
Lesson learned – go to the bathroom before leaving the bar
… More Penalties Stemming from the Ronrico Act
And actually that’s ok … More I Hate My Blog. And You Do Too.