Bueller? Bueller?
March 26, 2018
Looking back, it was completely hypocritical to submit a paper on detriments to civic virtue with one hand and having a highball in my other … More Bueller? Bueller?
Category: Summer 1998
It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!
May 8, 2018
Go out, wake up hung-over, go to work, and do it all over again … More It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!
Slop Bucket List
May 10, 2018
I left feeling stupid. Not only because I couldn’t remember what the Magna Carta was … More Slop Bucket List
A Historic Evening
May 11, 2018
“Hey honey! Take my picture! I’m a hungry, homeless person!” … More A Historic Evening
Remembering a Different Capitol Shooting
June 29, 2018
This seemed like a day to remember that almost 20 years ago there was a deadly shooting at a different Capitol. … More Remembering a Different Capitol Shooting
Disco Elephant is Dead
November 2, 2018
“I’ll take ‘People Who Went Crazy’ for 200 Alex.”
“This person quit his position as intern coordinator shortly after two interns ruined his life.” … More Disco Elephant is Dead
Van Gogh’s Disappointing Holiday Garlic Chicken
December 19, 2018
The whole thing was a letdown. Especially when miniature cats made out of white chocolate are part of the main event… … More Van Gogh’s Disappointing Holiday Garlic Chicken