Marky Mark showing off his comedic chops after startling everyone at the end of Boogie Nights. Plot points elude me … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 4 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)
Eventually promised fancy coffee, I surrendered … More No Pride: Part 1
And she rode off in search of the mythical ten-cent shower … More No Pride Part 2: Urine Luck!
The free AIDS test was a surprisingly popular attraction … More No Pride Part 3: Callie Keeps Testing Me
I was young and didn’t understand that you don’t sh*t where you eat … More Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo
Yes, public urination is a crime, but so was destroying 92,000 pounds of British tea … More Honoring our Forefathers the Only Way We Knew How: Stars and Stripes Margaritas
Ultimately squawking Bonnie Raitt in a distorted sensual whisper didn’t get him to change his mind … More Boxer Short’s Insufficient Funds
Hot, preppy, college guys crooning soulfully have been my not-so-secret turn on since … More Aural fixation
“Hey, I know we just met – but can you reach down into my bra so I can pay my tab?” … More Dog Days
Puff! She wanted me gone … More Leaving on a Jet Plane