PolitiXXX
January 22, 2018
This twenty-year-old was the not-in-hiding face of the intern who blew the big guy. I was Lady Monica’s doppelganger. Here are my stories … More PolitiXXX
Category: Summer 1998
Misery Loves Company and Day Drinking
January 29, 2018
I feared no one more in my life … More Misery Loves Company and Day Drinking
Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras
February 13, 2018
My roommate was the ultimate conundrum: a conservative Republican with a mad crush on Dan Quayle, who once auditioned at an off-ramp titty bar … More Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras
Fleeced
February 20, 2018
The Brooks Brothers’ b*tch hired me as a stock boy.
And it only took me three days of working there to realize it … More Fleeced
Department of Redundancy Department
February 21, 2018
Star of both the Watergate hearings and The Hunt for Red October? Jackpot! … More Department of Redundancy Department
The Villainous Sperm Donor’s Book Recommendation
February 22, 2018
It didn’t matter that I was taking book recommendations from a fictional movie character … More The Villainous Sperm Donor’s Book Recommendation
The 1998 Great Guinness Toast
February 27, 2018
Here I was first inspired to wear adult diapers to avoid the long lines … More The 1998 Great Guinness Toast
Oscar Week 2018: Monica’s Most Wanted (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)
March 1, 2018
It’s all fun and games at the club until someone dies. In 54 it’s the old woman from The Wedding Singer that pays in meatballs … More Oscar Week 2018: Monica’s Most Wanted (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)
Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 2 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)
March 2, 2018
Wilde starred unknown A-list English hotties engaging in gay sex. Unfortunately, they engage in it with Stephen Fry … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 2 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)
Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 3 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)
March 3, 2018
I’m a star-f*cker and if I have the means and the time, I’m going to haul a two-year-old to an overpriced brunch so I can also say I saw the host of “Fear Factor” and Connie Britton’s hair … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 3 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)