A Fairytale Ending for MMM & AFR

He pretended they weren’t hooking up, and she pretended that it was a real relationship. Dreams do come true!

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How to Overthink Your Fake-ID Lies

I had to make a split-second decision on what my ID, nay, whole existence in the of-age universe would be.  I could pass as a Latina.  Maybe fake-ID Tracey is spicy like that … More How to Overthink Your Fake-ID Lies

It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!

Go out, wake up hung-over, go to work, and do it all over again … More It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

By this time I had been drinking heavily to numb the pain of being excluded and excused myself to go to the restroom … More Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

Putty In My Hands

He invited me to see his 80s CD collection, we threw on some tunes from St. Elmo’s Fire, and well … More Putty In My Hands

Bitten & Burned by Love

Until chin burn, I thought hickeys were the only Scarlet Letter that signaled what you were up to the night before … More Bitten & Burned by Love

Ronrico Suave

When it comes to my father, I didn’t fall far from the tree
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Ronrico’s Alcohol Sting Backfires

My Dad was daring me to drink
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