Penalties Stemming from the Ronrico Act
Lesson learned – go to the bathroom before leaving the bar
… More Penalties Stemming from the Ronrico Act
Lesson learned – go to the bathroom before leaving the bar
… More Penalties Stemming from the Ronrico Act
This was not the first time a parent tried to “teach” me the effects of drinking
Poor Archie had been burned by every intern he handed a parking pass. … More Unpermitted
No more cheese and fruit plates. No more crappy wine and beer. No more cocktail napkins with little flags or official seals on them… … More Leaving the Party
Peter has another “great idea”… … More Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’98
The Menstrual-Mobile was still preferable to freezing to death… … More Taking The Menstrual-Mobile to See The Golden Girls
When a pre-recorded message interrupts your R.E.M. cycle; it’s hard to forgive and forget… … More No Country for Shiksas
I was born in 1978. All that was needed to turn that “8” into a “0” was a tiny mark of white chalk… … More All Chalked Up
I pinched my mother’s back, so she knew to be cool… … More The Grand Old Party’s Honky-Tonk Hideout
“I’ll take ‘People Who Went Crazy’ for 200 Alex.”
“This person quit his position as intern coordinator shortly after two interns ruined his life.” … More Disco Elephant is Dead