Penalties Stemming from the Ronrico Act

Lesson learned – go to the bathroom before leaving the bar
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The First Ronrico Sting Operation

This was not the first time a parent tried to “teach” me the effects of drinking

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Unpermitted

Poor Archie had been burned by every intern he handed a parking pass. … More Unpermitted

Leaving the Party

No more cheese and fruit plates.  No more crappy wine and beer.  No more cocktail napkins with little flags or official seals on them… … More Leaving the Party

Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’98

Peter has another “great idea”… … More Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’98

Taking The Menstrual-Mobile to See The Golden Girls

The Menstrual-Mobile was still preferable to freezing to death… … More Taking The Menstrual-Mobile to See The Golden Girls

No Country for Shiksas

When a pre-recorded message interrupts your R.E.M. cycle; it’s hard to forgive and forget… … More No Country for Shiksas

All Chalked Up

I was born in 1978.  All that was needed to turn that “8” into a “0” was a tiny mark of white chalk… … More All Chalked Up

The Grand Old Party’s Honky-Tonk Hideout

I pinched my mother’s back, so she knew to be cool… … More The Grand Old Party’s Honky-Tonk Hideout

Disco Elephant is Dead

“I’ll take ‘People Who Went Crazy’ for 200 Alex.”

“This person quit his position as intern coordinator shortly after two interns ruined his life.” … More Disco Elephant is Dead