Porn Starr!
January 24, 2018
The report reads like a tween’s soft core porn fantasy. To paraphrase and take the report completely out of context … More Porn Starr!
Tag: Intern
Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 1
January 25, 2018
Where was I? … More Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 1
Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 2
January 27, 2018
Of course, it ended up being my fault … More Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 2
Misery Loves Company and Day Drinking
January 29, 2018
I feared no one more in my life … More Misery Loves Company and Day Drinking
Hard-Core Christians Are Raping Your Freedom (but not Her!)
January 30, 2018
Larry Flynt mails free, unsolicited issues of Hustler to the office of each member of Congress. He’s been doing this for over thirty years … More Hard-Core Christians Are Raping Your Freedom (but not Her!)
Political Parties, or: The Amount of Underage Drinking I Did in the Halls of Congress is Shocking
January 30, 2018
He let us keep our finger food as he threw our badge-wearing intern asses to the curb … More Political Parties, or: The Amount of Underage Drinking I Did in the Halls of Congress is Shocking
“Rush Chairman, Damn Glad to Meet You”
January 31, 2018
To be clear, this guy’s name wasn’t Putty … More “Rush Chairman, Damn Glad to Meet You”
Pick Up and Take Out at The Cheesecake Factory
January 31, 2018
“The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill” poured out of their room 24/7 killing me softly with “That Thing” … More Pick Up and Take Out at The Cheesecake Factory
Pork Salad Annie
February 1, 2018
The result looked like a dead baby’s arm instead of just a baby arm … More Pork Salad Annie
Willard Scott, 101 Dalmatians, and the Alaskan Pipeline
February 2, 2018
I remember Matt Lauer doing the local NY news with a head full of hair and a closet devoid of dildos … More Willard Scott, 101 Dalmatians, and the Alaskan Pipeline