New York State Dinner
August 16, 2018
Even recently renovated, it looked like somewhere you would find Uncle Junior eating dinner at four in the afternoon… … More New York State Dinner
Tag: Monica Lewinsky
The POW’s POV
August 27, 2018
As if we needed another reminder of the Maverick’s unparalleled character in a senate full of unparalleled characters… … More The POW’s POV
The Grand Old Party’s Honky-Tonk Hideout
August 27, 2018
I pinched my mother’s back, so she knew to be cool… … More The Grand Old Party’s Honky-Tonk Hideout
Disco Elephant is Dead
November 2, 2018
“I’ll take ‘People Who Went Crazy’ for 200 Alex.”
“This person quit his position as intern coordinator shortly after two interns ruined his life.” … More Disco Elephant is Dead
An Idiot Sandwich Joins The Cause
November 4, 2018
I suspect most of the women who worked there felt bad about abandoning the “Good Wife Guide” and not having a hot toddy or a Harvey Wallbanger ready as their husbands came home. Anything for the cause though… … More An Idiot Sandwich Joins The Cause
The Blue Bell Zombie Sorority
November 5, 2018
One said she graduated from “Samford.” I thought, “This girl was smart enough to get into Stanford, but can’t pronounce it?” … More The Blue Bell Zombie Sorority
Election Postmortem I: A Politically Incorrect Bedtime Story
November 6, 2018
Two twenty-somethings with frightening tangible chemistry, drunk on politics and booze, of course, we decided to go back to his place… … More Election Postmortem I: A Politically Incorrect Bedtime Story
Election Postmortem II: Ever After
November 7, 2018
He stood behind the podium, immediately singling me out because of the Lewinsky description he probably edited himself, “So I understand you met one of my reporters the other night.” … More Election Postmortem II: Ever After
The One Where I Walked to Blockbuster Naked
November 8, 2018
Tragically, I thought I looked fabulous… … More The One Where I Walked to Blockbuster Naked
No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
November 12, 2018
My gluttony knew no bounds… … More No Such Thing as a Free Lunch