“When in your life are you ever going to get to have sex on a Congressman’s desk again?” … More La La La La La America
Hot, preppy, college guys crooning soulfully have been my not-so-secret turn on since … More Aural fixation
Ultimately squawking Bonnie Raitt in a distorted sensual whisper didn’t get him to change his mind … More Boxer Short’s Insufficient Funds
I was young and didn’t understand that you don’t sh*t where you eat … More Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo
Star of both the Watergate hearings and The Hunt for Red October? Jackpot! … More Department of Redundancy Department
The Brooks Brothers’ b*tch hired me as a stock boy.
And it only took me three days of working there to realize it … More Fleeced
My roommate was the ultimate conundrum: a conservative Republican with a mad crush on Dan Quayle, who once auditioned at an off-ramp titty bar … More Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras