Fleeced
February 20, 2018
The Brooks Brothers’ b*tch hired me as a stock boy.
And it only took me three days of working there to realize it … More Fleeced
Tag: satire
Department of Redundancy Department
February 21, 2018
Star of both the Watergate hearings and The Hunt for Red October? Jackpot! … More Department of Redundancy Department
Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo
March 12, 2018
I was young and didn’t understand that you don’t sh*t where you eat … More Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo
Boxer Short’s Insufficient Funds
March 14, 2018
Ultimately squawking Bonnie Raitt in a distorted sensual whisper didn’t get him to change his mind … More Boxer Short’s Insufficient Funds
Aural fixation
March 15, 2018
Hot, preppy, college guys crooning soulfully have been my not-so-secret turn on since … More Aural fixation
La La La La La America
March 23, 2018
“When in your life are you ever going to get to have sex on a Congressman’s desk again?” … More La La La La La America