Back to School – Burr College
February 4, 2018
The place reeked of high-income earning potential. This was where Mummy and Daddy sent me to graduate with a M.R.S. degree … More Back to School – Burr College
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Burrr… It’s Cold in Here
February 4, 2018
As not to tarnish my college with stories of my antics, I will refrain from actually naming my alma mater … More Burrr… It’s Cold in Here
Getting a Dress Down Inside the FOXhole
February 5, 2018
“He was on the phone with Clinton one of the times Monica was blowing him.”
Oh. This made him an important person indeed … More Getting a Dress Down Inside the FOXhole
The CONAN Con
February 6, 2018
I really missed the gravy train here. Especially if it is true about the height of a man and… … More The CONAN Con
Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…
February 7, 2018
The man at the center of the stories I tell on repeat didn’t know who the f*ck I was … More Met My Old Congressman in the Grocery Store…
The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
February 12, 2018
I kept it going. I had no other choice than to embrace the farce or face looking like a bigger lunatic … More The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras
February 13, 2018
My roommate was the ultimate conundrum: a conservative Republican with a mad crush on Dan Quayle, who once auditioned at an off-ramp titty bar … More Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras
Fleeced
February 20, 2018
The Brooks Brothers’ b*tch hired me as a stock boy.
And it only took me three days of working there to realize it … More Fleeced
Department of Redundancy Department
February 21, 2018
Star of both the Watergate hearings and The Hunt for Red October? Jackpot! … More Department of Redundancy Department
The Villainous Sperm Donor’s Book Recommendation
February 22, 2018
It didn’t matter that I was taking book recommendations from a fictional movie character … More The Villainous Sperm Donor’s Book Recommendation