The 1998 Great Guinness Toast

Here I was first inspired to wear adult diapers to avoid the long lines … More The 1998 Great Guinness Toast

Oscar Week 2018: Wag the Dog

It was life imitating art or art imitating life or whatever … More Oscar Week 2018: Wag the Dog

Oscar Week 2018: Monica’s Most Wanted (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)

It’s all fun and games at the club until someone dies. In 54 it’s the old woman from The Wedding Singer that pays in meatballs … More Oscar Week 2018: Monica’s Most Wanted (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)

Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 2 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)

Wilde starred unknown A-list English hotties engaging in gay sex.  Unfortunately, they engage in it with Stephen Fry … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 2 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)

Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 3 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)

I’m a star-f*cker and if I have the means and the time, I’m going to haul a two-year-old to an overpriced brunch so I can also say I saw the host of “Fear Factor” and Connie Britton’s hair … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 3 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)

Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 4 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)

Marky Mark showing off his comedic chops after startling everyone at the end of Boogie Nights.  Plot points elude me … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 4 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)

No Pride: Part 1

Eventually promised fancy coffee, I surrendered … More No Pride: Part 1

No Pride Part 2: Urine Luck!

And she rode off in search of the mythical ten-cent shower … More No Pride Part 2: Urine Luck!

No Pride Part 3: Callie Keeps Testing Me

The free AIDS test was a surprisingly popular attraction … More No Pride Part 3: Callie Keeps Testing Me