Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo
March 12, 2018
I was young and didn’t understand that you don’t sh*t where you eat … More Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo
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Honoring our Forefathers the Only Way We Knew How: Stars and Stripes Margaritas
March 13, 2018
Yes, public urination is a crime, but so was destroying 92,000 pounds of British tea … More Honoring our Forefathers the Only Way We Knew How: Stars and Stripes Margaritas
Boxer Short’s Insufficient Funds
March 14, 2018
Ultimately squawking Bonnie Raitt in a distorted sensual whisper didn’t get him to change his mind … More Boxer Short’s Insufficient Funds
Aural fixation
March 15, 2018
Hot, preppy, college guys crooning soulfully have been my not-so-secret turn on since … More Aural fixation
Daily Double Trouble
March 19, 2018
We bribed our intern coordinator to show us his Jeopardy tapes … More Daily Double Trouble
La La La La La America
March 23, 2018
“When in your life are you ever going to get to have sex on a Congressman’s desk again?” … More La La La La La America
Dog Days
March 24, 2018
“Hey, I know we just met – but can you reach down into my bra so I can pay my tab?” … More Dog Days
Leaving on a Jet Plane
March 25, 2018
Puff! She wanted me gone … More Leaving on a Jet Plane
Bueller? Bueller?
March 26, 2018
Looking back, it was completely hypocritical to submit a paper on detriments to civic virtue with one hand and having a highball in my other … More Bueller? Bueller?
My First Work Husband
March 27, 2018
Peter looked like a rounder Colin Firth and dressed, and sometimes smelled, like a river guide (which he was) … More My First Work Husband