Thing 1 and Thing 2
March 30, 2018
Peter and I were never acknowledged or asked to do anything for them, except once … More Thing 1 and Thing 2
Tag: Starr Report
Mustached Mortuary Man’s Co-Workers
March 31, 2018
Mustached Mortuary Man was a pale mustached fellow who was just hired, the best Peter and I could figure, write condolence letters to the families of constituents who had died … More Mustached Mortuary Man’s Co-Workers
Mustached Mortuary Man’s Living Situation
April 2, 2018
Was he going to tie Peter and me up and do strange mustache Necrophilia things to us? … More Mustached Mortuary Man’s Living Situation
Down with Greggy and Dougy and Some of the Other Hitler Youth
April 6, 2018
I guess if their dorm was a fraternity, I was their ‘House Ho’. And a generally unwelcome one at that … More Down with Greggy and Dougy and Some of the Other Hitler Youth
Taken to Task, Capitol Punishment and Merciful Clemency
April 7, 2018
That’s how we learned to communicate with Archie; you give him a little sh*t, and he’ll like you a lot more for it … More Taken to Task, Capitol Punishment and Merciful Clemency
Overshadowed Part I: Guilty By Association
April 9, 2018
One of the “perks” of being an intern for The Congressman was getting to shadow him for a day. This sounded awful … More Overshadowed Part I: Guilty By Association
Overshadowed Part II: The Fashion of Politics
April 10, 2018
I flipped my hair out on the ends and thought I looked like Jackie Kennedy. I didn’t. … More Overshadowed Part II: The Fashion of Politics
Overshadowed Part III: Paranoia Spreads
April 11, 2018
Archie ranted all the time, but this was different … More Overshadowed Part III: Paranoia Spreads
Overshadowed Part IV: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
April 12, 2018
Apparently, high-fiving is normal lobbyist behavior. I quickly crossed it off my suitable career list … More Overshadowed Part IV: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
Overshadowed Part V: Multitasking Multiple Faces of Evil
April 13, 2018
It was factual, non-partisan reporting. Something I was not used to hearing … More Overshadowed Part V: Multitasking Multiple Faces of Evil