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This twenty-year-old was the not-in-hiding face of the intern who blew the big guy. I was Lady Monica’s doppelganger. Here are my stories … More PolitiXXX
This twenty-year-old was the not-in-hiding face of the intern who blew the big guy. I was Lady Monica’s doppelganger. Here are my stories … More PolitiXXX
Where was I? … More Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 1
Of course, it ended up being my fault … More Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 2
Larry Flynt mails free, unsolicited issues of Hustler to the office of each member of Congress. He’s been doing this for over thirty years … More Hard-Core Christians Are Raping Your Freedom (but not Her!)
“The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill” poured out of their room 24/7 killing me softly with “That Thing” … More Pick Up and Take Out at The Cheesecake Factory
The result looked like a dead baby’s arm instead of just a baby arm … More Pork Salad Annie
The place reeked of high-income earning potential. This was where Mummy and Daddy sent me to graduate with a M.R.S. degree … More Back to School – Burr College
I kept it going. I had no other choice than to embrace the farce or face looking like a bigger lunatic … More The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
My roommate was the ultimate conundrum: a conservative Republican with a mad crush on Dan Quayle, who once auditioned at an off-ramp titty bar … More Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras
The Brooks Brothers’ b*tch hired me as a stock boy.
And it only took me three days of working there to realize it … More Fleeced