PolitiXXX
January 22, 2018
This twenty-year-old was the not-in-hiding face of the intern who blew the big guy. I was Lady Monica’s doppelganger. Here are my stories … More PolitiXXX
Tag: Washington D.C.
Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 1
January 25, 2018
Where was I? … More Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 1
Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 2
January 27, 2018
Of course, it ended up being my fault … More Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 2
Hard-Core Christians Are Raping Your Freedom (but not Her!)
January 30, 2018
Larry Flynt mails free, unsolicited issues of Hustler to the office of each member of Congress. He’s been doing this for over thirty years … More Hard-Core Christians Are Raping Your Freedom (but not Her!)
Pick Up and Take Out at The Cheesecake Factory
January 31, 2018
“The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill” poured out of their room 24/7 killing me softly with “That Thing” … More Pick Up and Take Out at The Cheesecake Factory
Pork Salad Annie
February 1, 2018
The result looked like a dead baby’s arm instead of just a baby arm … More Pork Salad Annie
Back to School – Burr College
February 4, 2018
The place reeked of high-income earning potential. This was where Mummy and Daddy sent me to graduate with a M.R.S. degree … More Back to School – Burr College
The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
February 12, 2018
I kept it going. I had no other choice than to embrace the farce or face looking like a bigger lunatic … More The One-Armed Man’s Potty-Posse Plan
Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras
February 13, 2018
My roommate was the ultimate conundrum: a conservative Republican with a mad crush on Dan Quayle, who once auditioned at an off-ramp titty bar … More Lulu’s Club Mardi Gras
Fleeced
February 20, 2018
The Brooks Brothers’ b*tch hired me as a stock boy.
And it only took me three days of working there to realize it … More Fleeced