No Pride: Part 1
March 8, 2018
Eventually promised fancy coffee, I surrendered … More No Pride: Part 1
Tag: Washington D.C.
No Pride Part 2: Urine Luck!
March 9, 2018
And she rode off in search of the mythical ten-cent shower … More No Pride Part 2: Urine Luck!
No Pride Part 3: Callie Keeps Testing Me
March 10, 2018
The free AIDS test was a surprisingly popular attraction … More No Pride Part 3: Callie Keeps Testing Me
Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo
March 12, 2018
I was young and didn’t understand that you don’t sh*t where you eat … More Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo
Boxer Short’s Insufficient Funds
March 14, 2018
Ultimately squawking Bonnie Raitt in a distorted sensual whisper didn’t get him to change his mind … More Boxer Short’s Insufficient Funds
Dog Days
March 24, 2018
“Hey, I know we just met – but can you reach down into my bra so I can pay my tab?” … More Dog Days
Bueller? Bueller?
March 26, 2018
Looking back, it was completely hypocritical to submit a paper on detriments to civic virtue with one hand and having a highball in my other … More Bueller? Bueller?
My First Work Husband
March 27, 2018
Peter looked like a rounder Colin Firth and dressed, and sometimes smelled, like a river guide (which he was) … More My First Work Husband
Overshadowed VIII: Blocked
April 16, 2018
Damn it. The Congressman finally lost me … More Overshadowed VIII: Blocked
Monumental Flub & Love
May 9, 2018
I’m certainly not the first to notice that it pays a strange homage to Nazi architecture … More Monumental Flub & Love