PolitiXXX

This twenty-year-old was the not-in-hiding face of the intern who blew the big guy. I was Lady Monica’s doppelganger.  Here are my stories … More PolitiXXX

Porn Starr!

The report reads like a tween’s soft core porn fantasy. To paraphrase and take the report completely out of context … More Porn Starr!

Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 1

Where was I? … More Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 1

Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 2

Of course, it ended up being my fault … More Out of my Depth – Waking up in the Potomac: Part 2

Sourtoe Cocktail Club

What a freedom being spontaneous and bat-shit crazy must be … More Sourtoe Cocktail Club

Misery Loves Company and Day Drinking

I feared no one more in my life … More Misery Loves Company and Day Drinking

Hard-Core Christians Are Raping Your Freedom (but not Her!)

Larry Flynt mails free, unsolicited issues of Hustler to the office of each member of Congress.  He’s been doing this for over thirty years … More Hard-Core Christians Are Raping Your Freedom (but not Her!)

Political Parties, or: The Amount of Underage Drinking I Did in the Halls of Congress is Shocking

He let us keep our finger food as he threw our badge-wearing intern asses to the curb … More Political Parties, or: The Amount of Underage Drinking I Did in the Halls of Congress is Shocking

“Rush Chairman, Damn Glad to Meet You”

To be clear, this guy’s name wasn’t Putty … More “Rush Chairman, Damn Glad to Meet You”

Pick Up and Take Out at The Cheesecake Factory

“The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill” poured out of their room 24/7 killing me softly with “That Thing” … More Pick Up and Take Out at The Cheesecake Factory