Damn it. The Congressman finally lost me … More Overshadowed VIII: Blocked
It was sick fun reading the irrational musings of the constituents … More Everyone Gets a Starr
Sure it burned and I was bleeding, but this was shaving, right? … More Leg Up: Part 1
We went, we drank, no big whoop. … More Leg Up: Part 2
“Well, it’s a good thing for you boys that I was there to talk to the guard.” … More Leg Up: Part 3
We met when we both laughed over a homeless guy falling down … More Maybe-Brad?
Tourists who visited that day in 1999 have pictures of a Monica Lewinsky look-alike standing in front of a wax statue of Bill Clinton … More Dignitary Visits
With no potluck, no desk sex, and rum running out, Peter and I decided it was time to go … More Not Church Tongue
He pretended they weren’t hooking up, and she pretended that it was a real relationship. Dreams do come true!
I had to make a split-second decision on what my ID, nay, whole existence in the of-age universe would be. I could pass as a Latina. Maybe fake-ID Tracey is spicy like that … More How to Overthink Your Fake-ID Lies