Dog Days
March 24, 2018
“Hey, I know we just met – but can you reach down into my bra so I can pay my tab?” … More Dog Days
Tag: comedy
Leaving on a Jet Plane
March 25, 2018
Puff! She wanted me gone … More Leaving on a Jet Plane
Bueller? Bueller?
March 26, 2018
Looking back, it was completely hypocritical to submit a paper on detriments to civic virtue with one hand and having a highball in my other … More Bueller? Bueller?
My First Work Husband
March 27, 2018
Peter looked like a rounder Colin Firth and dressed, and sometimes smelled, like a river guide (which he was) … More My First Work Husband
Mustached Mortuary Man’s Living Situation
April 2, 2018
Was he going to tie Peter and me up and do strange mustache Necrophilia things to us? … More Mustached Mortuary Man’s Living Situation
Down with Greggy and Dougy and Some of the Other Hitler Youth
April 6, 2018
I guess if their dorm was a fraternity, I was their ‘House Ho’. And a generally unwelcome one at that … More Down with Greggy and Dougy and Some of the Other Hitler Youth
Taken to Task, Capitol Punishment and Merciful Clemency
April 7, 2018
That’s how we learned to communicate with Archie; you give him a little sh*t, and he’ll like you a lot more for it … More Taken to Task, Capitol Punishment and Merciful Clemency
Overshadowed Part II: The Fashion of Politics
April 10, 2018
I flipped my hair out on the ends and thought I looked like Jackie Kennedy. I didn’t. … More Overshadowed Part II: The Fashion of Politics
Overshadowed Part III: Paranoia Spreads
April 11, 2018
Archie ranted all the time, but this was different … More Overshadowed Part III: Paranoia Spreads
Overshadowed Part IV: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
April 12, 2018
Apparently, high-fiving is normal lobbyist behavior. I quickly crossed it off my suitable career list … More Overshadowed Part IV: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?