No Pride: Part 1

Eventually promised fancy coffee, I surrendered … More No Pride: Part 1

No Pride Part 2: Urine Luck!

And she rode off in search of the mythical ten-cent shower … More No Pride Part 2: Urine Luck!

No Pride Part 3: Callie Keeps Testing Me

The free AIDS test was a surprisingly popular attraction … More No Pride Part 3: Callie Keeps Testing Me

Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo

I was young and didn’t understand that you don’t sh*t where you eat … More Lil’ Rhody – My First Boo

Honoring our Forefathers the Only Way We Knew How: Stars and Stripes Margaritas

Yes, public urination is a crime, but so was destroying 92,000 pounds of British tea … More Honoring our Forefathers the Only Way We Knew How: Stars and Stripes Margaritas

Boxer Short’s Insufficient Funds

Ultimately squawking Bonnie Raitt in a distorted sensual whisper didn’t get him to change his mind … More Boxer Short’s Insufficient Funds

Aural fixation

Hot, preppy, college guys crooning soulfully have been my not-so-secret turn on since … More Aural fixation

Daily Double Trouble

We bribed our intern coordinator to show us his Jeopardy tapes … More Daily Double Trouble

La La La La La America

“When in your life are you ever going to get to have sex on a Congressman’s desk again?” … More La La La La La America

Dog Days

“Hey, I know we just met – but can you reach down into my bra so I can pay my tab?” … More Dog Days