Leaving on a Jet Plane
March 25, 2018
Puff! She wanted me gone … More Leaving on a Jet Plane
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Bueller? Bueller?
March 26, 2018
Looking back, it was completely hypocritical to submit a paper on detriments to civic virtue with one hand and having a highball in my other … More Bueller? Bueller?
My First Work Husband
March 27, 2018
Peter looked like a rounder Colin Firth and dressed, and sometimes smelled, like a river guide (which he was) … More My First Work Husband
Thing 1 and Thing 2
March 30, 2018
Peter and I were never acknowledged or asked to do anything for them, except once … More Thing 1 and Thing 2
Mustached Mortuary Man’s Co-Workers
March 31, 2018
Mustached Mortuary Man was a pale mustached fellow who was just hired, the best Peter and I could figure, write condolence letters to the families of constituents who had died … More Mustached Mortuary Man’s Co-Workers
Mustached Mortuary Man’s Living Situation
April 2, 2018
Was he going to tie Peter and me up and do strange mustache Necrophilia things to us? … More Mustached Mortuary Man’s Living Situation
Down with Greggy and Dougy and Some of the Other Hitler Youth
April 6, 2018
I guess if their dorm was a fraternity, I was their ‘House Ho’. And a generally unwelcome one at that … More Down with Greggy and Dougy and Some of the Other Hitler Youth
Taken to Task, Capitol Punishment and Merciful Clemency
April 7, 2018
That’s how we learned to communicate with Archie; you give him a little sh*t, and he’ll like you a lot more for it … More Taken to Task, Capitol Punishment and Merciful Clemency
Overshadowed Part I: Guilty By Association
April 9, 2018
One of the “perks” of being an intern for The Congressman was getting to shadow him for a day. This sounded awful … More Overshadowed Part I: Guilty By Association
Overshadowed Part II: The Fashion of Politics
April 10, 2018
I flipped my hair out on the ends and thought I looked like Jackie Kennedy. I didn’t. … More Overshadowed Part II: The Fashion of Politics