I had to make a split-second decision on what my ID, nay, whole existence in the of-age universe would be. I could pass as a Latina. Maybe fake-ID Tracey is spicy like that … More How to Overthink Your Fake-ID Lies
Pizza Pizza … More Little Caesar
Go out, wake up hung-over, go to work, and do it all over again … More It’s Powdered Pasta Sauce Day!
I took the abuse and bought the first round … More Lesson Learned: You Piss Everyone Off by Inviting the Class A-hole
By this time I had been drinking heavily to numb the pain of being excluded and excused myself to go to the restroom … More Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
I was going to need help lying to my Dad
… More Ronrico
This was not the first time a parent tried to “teach” me the effects of drinking
No more cheese and fruit plates. No more crappy wine and beer. No more cocktail napkins with little flags or official seals on them… … More Leaving the Party
I pinched my mother’s back, so she knew to be cool… … More The Grand Old Party’s Honky-Tonk Hideout
“I’ll take ‘People Who Went Crazy’ for 200 Alex.”
“This person quit his position as intern coordinator shortly after two interns ruined his life.” … More Disco Elephant is Dead