La La La La La America
March 23, 2018
“When in your life are you ever going to get to have sex on a Congressman’s desk again?” … More La La La La La America
Tag: Parties
My First Work Husband
March 27, 2018
Peter looked like a rounder Colin Firth and dressed, and sometimes smelled, like a river guide (which he was) … More My First Work Husband
Down with Greggy and Dougy and Some of the Other Hitler Youth
April 6, 2018
I guess if their dorm was a fraternity, I was their ‘House Ho’. And a generally unwelcome one at that … More Down with Greggy and Dougy and Some of the Other Hitler Youth
Leg Up: Part 1
April 22, 2018
Sure it burned and I was bleeding, but this was shaving, right? … More Leg Up: Part 1
Leg Up: Part 2
April 23, 2018
We went, we drank, no big whoop. … More Leg Up: Part 2
Leg Up: Part 3
April 24, 2018
“Well, it’s a good thing for you boys that I was there to talk to the guard.” … More Leg Up: Part 3
Maybe-Brad?
April 26, 2018
We met when we both laughed over a homeless guy falling down … More Maybe-Brad?
Dignitary Visits
April 27, 2018
Tourists who visited that day in 1999 have pictures of a Monica Lewinsky look-alike standing in front of a wax statue of Bill Clinton … More Dignitary Visits
Not Church Tongue
April 28, 2018
With no potluck, no desk sex, and rum running out, Peter and I decided it was time to go … More Not Church Tongue
A Fairytale Ending for MMM & AFR
April 29, 2018
He pretended they weren’t hooking up, and she pretended that it was a real relationship. Dreams do come true!