PolitiXXX
January 22, 2018
This twenty-year-old was the not-in-hiding face of the intern who blew the big guy. I was Lady Monica’s doppelganger. Here are my stories … More PolitiXXX
Category: Internship NGO Late October 1998
Oscar Week 2018: Monica’s Most Wanted (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)
March 1, 2018
It’s all fun and games at the club until someone dies. In 54 it’s the old woman from The Wedding Singer that pays in meatballs … More Oscar Week 2018: Monica’s Most Wanted (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)
Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 2 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)
March 2, 2018
Wilde starred unknown A-list English hotties engaging in gay sex. Unfortunately, they engage in it with Stephen Fry … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 2 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was In Hiding)
Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 3 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)
March 3, 2018
I’m a star-f*cker and if I have the means and the time, I’m going to haul a two-year-old to an overpriced brunch so I can also say I saw the host of “Fear Factor” and Connie Britton’s hair … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 3 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)
Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 4 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)
March 4, 2018
Marky Mark showing off his comedic chops after startling everyone at the end of Boogie Nights. Plot points elude me … More Oscar Week 2018 Continues: Monica’s Most Wanted 4 (Movies She Probably Wanted to See 20 years ago but Couldn’t Because She Was in Hiding)
Bueller? Bueller?
March 26, 2018
Looking back, it was completely hypocritical to submit a paper on detriments to civic virtue with one hand and having a highball in my other … More Bueller? Bueller?
My First Work Husband
March 27, 2018
Peter looked like a rounder Colin Firth and dressed, and sometimes smelled, like a river guide (which he was) … More My First Work Husband
An Idiot Sandwich Joins The Cause
November 4, 2018
I suspect most of the women who worked there felt bad about abandoning the “Good Wife Guide” and not having a hot toddy or a Harvey Wallbanger ready as their husbands came home. Anything for the cause though… … More An Idiot Sandwich Joins The Cause
The Blue Bell Zombie Sorority
November 5, 2018
One said she graduated from “Samford.” I thought, “This girl was smart enough to get into Stanford, but can’t pronounce it?” … More The Blue Bell Zombie Sorority
Election Postmortem I: A Politically Incorrect Bedtime Story
November 6, 2018
Two twenty-somethings with frightening tangible chemistry, drunk on politics and booze, of course, we decided to go back to his place… … More Election Postmortem I: A Politically Incorrect Bedtime Story